Boys:
Males look better with healthy, sexy, meat on their bones. Muscles don't particularly enthrall me, and gym buff meat-heads are yuck. Healthy-looking frames, good hair, pretty teeth, pinch-worthy cheeks, and small fat rolls are downright hot. Let me pinch some fat. Mmm. Watches worn on the right wrist make my left eye twitch. Semi self-conscious behavior would probably turn me on if I weren't so Angelic and Godly, and actually got turned-on.
Marriage:
I was once engaged and unhappy. My ex didn't want me to work, offered me the world, and tried to stifle my independence. It was both awful and hilarious. I'd probably not want a diamond ring upon engagement and opt for something significantly more subtle. I'd probably want to tie the knot in a courthouse in jeans in the middle of some random week. I'd probably spank my future husband for rude behavior and chase him around with a foam sword if I chose to marry, and weren't soon to become a nun.
Love:
Love probably exists. In fact, it does.
As long as God remains, love will too.
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