My mother, an Aquarius, is my best friend. She is more concerned about my "love life" than I probably ever will be. She thinks I have problems. She screams at me, a lot. She's always talking about how I'm rarely on time for stuff . . . and how I've the potential to be "quite possibly one of the rudest individuals" she's ever known . . . and how it's taken me four years to complete two point five year's worth of schooling. As of late; eggs have turned me off. As of late; a lot of things have turned me off. Meh. Just meh. Mmmmeh.